This epic battle continues through campus. You are building up confidence; you decide to throw your first, solid punch at the ace. You are feeling good, completely lost in the moment because you are Rocky reincarnated. Impact has occurred, but instead of feeling a nose or a cheek bone against your knuckles you feel something much harder. You open your eyes to find that you hit abs of steel as you both have unknowingly strayed on the football practice field. You look up to see a menacingly large football player towering over you with a questioning smile on his face. (You wonder, how in the hell are these people your age…!) The ace stealthily bails because he knows that it`s athletics, the ultimate trump. So, what`s to be done now?
You continue your epic slap-fest until run into the Truancy Kangaroo who promptly and forthrightly tells you to end this tomfoolery business post haste. You ponder this course of action for a moment... Hmmm... before you and Ace gentleman-like dismiss the Kangaroo with a mighty Double-Slaparoo-Ultra-Combo-Attack!
Ace and Guy keep fighting down the hallway until they stumble into a classroom that is still "Under Construction". They accidentally kick out the doorstop propping the door open and when the door shuts the door handle pops offs... locking them on the inside.
Display your ultimate prowess, Guy! Show the Ace that it's not the power in your fists that shall win the day, but the power of your... clubs. Guy: Reveal your trump card, and hit him with a Blackjack.
This epic battle continues through campus. You are building up confidence; you decide to throw your first, solid punch at the ace. You are feeling good, completely lost in the moment because you are Rocky reincarnated. Impact has occurred, but instead of feeling a nose or a cheek bone against your knuckles you feel something much harder. You open your eyes to find that you hit abs of steel as you both have unknowingly strayed on the football practice field. You look up to see a menacingly large football player towering over you with a questioning smile on his face. (You wonder, how in the hell are these people your age…!) The ace stealthily bails because he knows that it`s athletics, the ultimate trump.
ReplyDeleteSo, what`s to be done now?
You continue your epic slap-fest until run into the Truancy Kangaroo who promptly and forthrightly tells you to end this tomfoolery business post haste. You ponder this course of action for a moment... Hmmm... before you and Ace gentleman-like dismiss the Kangaroo with a mighty Double-Slaparoo-Ultra-Combo-Attack!
ReplyDeleteAce and Guy keep fighting down the hallway until they stumble into a classroom that is still "Under Construction". They accidentally kick out the doorstop propping the door open and when the door shuts the door handle pops offs... locking them on the inside.
ReplyDeleteDisplay your ultimate prowess, Guy! Show the Ace that it's not the power in your fists that shall win the day, but the power of your... clubs.
ReplyDeleteGuy: Reveal your trump card, and hit him with a Blackjack.
Ace then shits himself.
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