Your character should tie up his nemesis guy (using the duct tape), throw the mattress off the roof, and then throw the tied up nemesis off to see if he makes it...in which case, your character would know if it's safe to jump or not.
All the sudden some hot soriety girls open the door (it's their house) and are like we want you to judge our wet t-shirt contest.... and guy is like oh hell yeah (i have posted this idea for three comics use it or i will rape you Andy)
You honor the loss of your beautiful segway by firing off a few sprays of the Fire B Gone Extinguisher while Ace solemnly salutes in the back, a single tear falling down his cheek. You proceed to give Speedy the segway a proper burial by placing the remains on the mattress and then you and Ace shoving the entire thing over the side of the building.
Now's your chance! Knock out Ace with the fire extinguisher and throw him off the building. It looks like in this game...
ReplyDelete*Put's on sunglasses*
...Aces are low.
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!
Your character should tie up his nemesis guy (using the duct tape), throw the mattress off the roof, and then throw the tied up nemesis off to see if he makes it...in which case, your character would know if it's safe to jump or not.
ReplyDeleteHave sex on the roof.
ReplyDeleteHAVE SEX ON THE ROOF.
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ReplyDeletePut out the flame hair of the Ace of Spades with the Fire B Gone to show your dominance!
ReplyDeleteAll the sudden some hot soriety girls open the door (it's their house) and are like we want you to judge our wet t-shirt contest.... and guy is like oh hell yeah (i have posted this idea for three comics use it or i will rape you Andy)
ReplyDeleteRappel down the side of the building using the roll of duct tape. There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with this plan.
ReplyDeleteUsing the bricks and tape, build a wall around Ace. You now have an ace in the hole. You can't lose!
ReplyDeleteYou honor the loss of your beautiful segway by firing off a few sprays of the Fire B Gone Extinguisher while Ace solemnly salutes in the back, a single tear falling down his cheek. You proceed to give Speedy the segway a proper burial by placing the remains on the mattress and then you and Ace shoving the entire thing over the side of the building.
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